Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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