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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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