We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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