they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
