i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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