you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
