if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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He better not be in your backpack
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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