Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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