Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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