I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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