i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
