I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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