Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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