im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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