So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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