It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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