There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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