my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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