i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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