thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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