He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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