So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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