Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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