Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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