i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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