so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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