And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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