come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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