You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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