I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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