My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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