I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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