and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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