I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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