Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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