Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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