Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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