well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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