My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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