so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So many bounce houses so little time
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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