Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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