so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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