At least make sure they are 18
Why
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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