Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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