I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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