I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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