new low.... made out with someone while peeing
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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