I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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