I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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