can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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