He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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