Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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